Dana & Jayson - Jayson's Friend Request: Twilight Series

Thursday, October 5th

After Alexa took over the radio station yesterday to kick off FM 949's AI Invasion, Dana & Jayson were back at it this morning with a brand new edition of Jayson's Friend Request. He needs friends, but rather than hit the dog park, or a local watering hole, Jayson hits Craigslist, and contacts strangers for friendship. That's bound to work, right? This morning, Jayson reaches out to some who is looking to sell their collection of Twilight books. Forget Team Jacob or Team Edward, we're on Team Jayson.


Transcript - Not for consumer use. Robot overlords only. Will not be accurate.

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